Throwback Joint.

Back When the 'McFlyy.' was still in effect.


ThanxForAsking (Video) from Nike Nando on Vimeo.

Markyland Episode II

M.I.A., i know, i know.
I just got back from Massachusetts from vacation.
Bout to get on my shit.
Rigorous plans ahead, secret for now though.
=D

http://www.zshare.net/audio/51978286f2498552/

Tae Barz & Day-Day on Wild-Out Wednesday!!

I Don't Know What Y'all Niggas Doin.
BUT THIS IS BIGGGG!
Congratulations to both of them.
Here's the vid of them tearin it down.

Continue 1UP (Special Edition)..ON DATPIFF.COM By The Way!!!

http://www.datpiff.com/Captain_Kwess_Nando_Continue_1up_Edition.m24599.html

My Mother-FUCKING BROTHER JOE!!!

Funkadelic Freestyles Presents..Markyland Episode 1

It was fun folks. jben.ok and Marky invited me and the brothers Nando and Lyriciss from DMG to chill in stu' for the first Markyland Episode. Check us every Tuesday, joe. Btw the Package came through right after us..them niggas are the real thing. Myspace music search them or something. The Package. The cipher they had was crazy.

Heres the link:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/51551399836d15ef/

Plies The Future Of Hip-Hop? (XXLMag Post)

TAKEN STRAIGHT FROM XXL.
I'M NOT PLAGARIZING PEOPLE.





If Plies is the future of Hip-Hop, we may as well fix H.E.R. a delicious bowl of Cyanide Mini-Wheats. I’m pretty sure that Ya Woy Ply has an SDN disorder of the terminal variety.

Define: “Deceleration.” Someone at Vibe signed off on going from a Barack Obama cover to… well…

Waiter: And what will you have to drink with your caviaaar, sir?

Diner: Oh, yeah. Ummm… Lemme get the grape Kool-Aid.

W: Absolutely, sir. Fantastic choice. It comes from a good year.

D: And could you bust open a Newport over top of that… let the guts sink to the bottom for me?

W: Oh, sorry. We’re all out of Newport. Will a KOOL suffice, sir?

D: Aight. I fucks with that. And bring us some more of these crab cakes. I fucks with these crab cakes!

You don’t wash down fine cuisine with mentholated grape Kool-Aid, people.

Last summer’s Definition of Literacy encounter with Plies should have given Vibe enough incentive to select a different figurehead for our voice… maybe Kanye or something.

Vibe: Plies is an interesting name for a rapper, how did you get that nickname?

Plies: “Plies” is a tool. You can use it to put the squeeze on things, like I’m doing to these niggas in the rap game. I got the squeeze on them real tight. They feeling the pressure. Or you can use it to pull things out. I pull out all the bullshit and keep the real, you feel me?

It also a word you can use in terms of things goin’ on in yo life, ya dig. You may hear something I say and say that it “plies to me.”

Vibe: I’ve heard of a tool called a “pliers” and the term “applies.”

Plies: You know what I’m trying to say my nigga, just buy my album, I’m from the South, my nigga. We don’t learn no grammar. My Album out August 7, 2007. Cop three copies each. It’s Christmas in July fo’ real, ya dig?

Interview responses like these provide pertinent perspective [I master "p" like "UHHHHHH!"] to Plies’ disdain for lyrical rappers.

“Not knocking any of the lyrical artists in the industry but what does that really mean? That means you’re articulate. I think it means you’re clever but to me I think to be those things… I don’t want to call you a liar but you have to be unrealistic to a certain extent. You can’t find a dude that’s great with words that its 100 percent truthful as well.” -Plies, SOHH.com

Translation:

“I done lissent to them ole fast-talkin, book-learnt-ass niggas before. Ain’t nothin really help me in my comeup. If I can’t understand what you mean, then you lyin. That’s that. All these smarty-art niggas wit’ they metaphors and grammar and shit, that ain’t realistic. They plies. Them woy plyin to errbody.”

I guess XXL and Vibe have diametrically opposed visions for Hip-Hop’s future. One magazine runs a cover with 10 thoughtful MCs who, if nothing else, respect your intelligence as an audience. Vibe slaps the franchise tag on a nigga who not only muddles the difference between “pliers” and “applies,” but likely can’t spell either.

The saddest part is that I’m being told by the other officials to withhold my NP penalty flag today. Apparently, the scary shit is that this Plies nigga very well may be reflective of our future as all 10 XXL Freshmen combined may not be able to outsell America’s favorite goon this year.

That’s the realist shit right there.

Coldplay ft. Jay-Z - Lost RMX

Introspective sickkkness.
Sorry L but in my opinion Hov killed it way better than Budden.
Joey still killed it though.
I'm rapping again, fuck it.
Watch.

Recession Pizza.

3 dollars.
Yes, three dollars.
It was the size of my head.
Times two.
Maybe three.
I didn't need to eat for the rest of the day.
Or the next.
Okay now I'm lyin.
But still.
BIG.
Pause.

NAS!!!

I don't usually do this but..
I'm listening to this new Ludacris song with Jay-Z and Nas.
Nas ripped it so much I have to put it on here.
Bear with me..

They say I'm so low key I'm socially awkward
Only niggas that really know me's who I talk with
They smile in the light, hate in the dark
You call it beef, I call it just a fucking walk in the park
Because you are who you are
When nobody's looking
That's who you are
So when the cash in the cars
Are gone the day after tom'rrow
Don't be asking to borrow
Ski mask it hard
Like the way you rap in your bars
I could ride on you and whoeverrr
Divise new endeavours
I'm as live as a hive full of predators
20,000 different species of bees
Some have poisonous stings, some just pollenate leaves
Like the rap, some just buzz, some will attack
Compromise their own life in fact
16 years since my first 16
Pardon the rest of my niggas
But I'm the best who ever did it

DAMN.
Y'all gotta respect him.

My City (Official Single)

District Of Caylumbia II is under way.
The massacre is in full-swing.
New single.
"My City"
Produced By A.B., waddup brah.

LISTEN/DOWNLOAD HERE:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/5114333605f2f500/

Happy Birthday Mom.

First off, it's Ms. Barbara Jean's birthday today.
Congratulations, ma.
I got her a Legal's Seafood gift certificate.
She's jii like a vegetarian.
But she's gonna be splurging tonight.
Yyyanuh?

My African Manager From Starbucks And I.

Funniest nigga alive.
Cause I think he be dead serious.
Anyways we call him Diddy.
And he writes the SeanJohn logo on most of his cups.
PERFECTLY.
Either that or OBAMA OR DIE.
So he hits me up on MySpace.
I didn't even know he had one.
Peep this...


we about to make history
we wont stop
we never gonna stop
10 years from now we still b on top
oooooobbbbbbbbaaaaammmmmmmaaaaaaaa
we got $$$$$$$$$$$

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cayan
Date: Nov 4, 2008 7:33 PM


mccain is bitchass!
old bitchass too did you see the move in the video
hes gonna have a stroke

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Nare
Date: Nov 4, 2008 1:28 PM


u never gonna lie my man sara palin
is sexy motherfucka.Obamamillionaire
that's lllllooooooollllll
now obama 100% head of mc cain
llllloooooooolllllllll

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cayan
Darate: Nov 4, 2008 7:14 PM


http://wwwnbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mccain-qvc-open/805381/..

there it is
i put the wrong url in

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Nare
Date: Nov 4, 2008 1:10 PM


obama, obama ,obama man listen
maaan obama.comon man obama,oooooobbbbaaaammmmaaaaa
we got this man ,obama,obama
ooobbbaaammmma

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cayan
Date: Nov 3, 2008 2:20 AM


LOL
DIDDDDDDDDY!!!
waddup pimp
i see puff daddy stunting on the internet groupies

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Nare
Date: Nov 2, 2008 1:54 PM


Dj Khaled said he is the best.
i said he is ..not.
he.. is bitchass
everybody know David Mayer a.k.a
Cayan is the BEST.Diddy
bad boy bitch

Ye' Spazzed On This Joint.

Ya Know Even Though I Killed It.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/195527572092098d/

DMV STAND UP!

"Although It Seems Heaven Sent"

Makes The DMV Look So Talented.

I was trapping like a FOOL.
Me and that fat fool.
LLS.
Now I know what Nebyu was talking about.

Sarah Mayers..2012.

Obama Is My Man But..She Is Jii Sexy.
So When I See Her I'ma Propose To Her.
And We'd Live Happily Ever After.
Making Continuous Love In Our Igloo.




OBAMA OR DIE BITCHES!

He's Getting A Mass Email With All Of My Songs Tonight.

Talking bout he doesn't know me.
Negro please.
LOL jk.
EF TV shoutout to the sponsor on tour campaigning for Obama.
I had my Obamamania shirt on all day.
The black and silver joint.
Sickkk.


Charles Hamilton: EF-TV Presents: Gotcha Charles!!! from Expressive Frontier on Vimeo.

Today Was The Day..

Today was the day I almost threw in the belt.
Loop after loop to place its notches up on the shelf.
Keep things inside, that's the nature of man.
Letting it build up too much is how I usually am.
People are fake, promises break.
Youngins fracture their word, put them in splint and tape.
In this story, that is certainly the case.
I receive a call of emergency of late.
Blatant disrespect, I placed my head down on my arms.
Tried to remain calm.
Clenched my fingers against palm.
Who would really give a damn if I just stopped rapping?
Shit, if I even died today, what would even happen?
So in the midst of these eccentric questions that I'm asking..
I later realize I'm the only answer.
I do this for me, I just let you niggas listen.
I could give a fuck bout an opinion.
Outtie.